Yo it's my 20th commentary for the Love Shack sitr and I hope you like it. Well, I am alive, but my good buddy Naldo isn't, gone and reired from the T.F.W.F., but as you can see with a massive opportunity to return. We had six more rps that will never see the light of day because Ian called it kind of earlier than we thought he was going to. Oh well. Ok let's start with my PPV summary as this column is divided into sections as usual...or maybe like I did that once!
Naldo vs. Pimp In
I enjoyed rping for the match, I liked my first rp when I first wrote it then hated it after I posted it, it must have been difficult for Ian to call the match as we worked off each others rps before hand. Obviously I am glad I won, and was pleased to see we used a lot of counter moves and typical signature moves of Pimp In and Naldo. One thing I would have liked is Pimp In and Naldo to recover at the end and embrace or something of that nature and get maybe a Legends music send off. I was hoping the Southfield Mob might come back and celebrate with us, but I guess we can't have everything. Happy to be here and happy to be feuding with Kole.
King Kole
I knew Kole was apparently good rper, but I was sceptical about thrtusting him into a Main Event we saw Nemesis have a brief go at this and it screwed up completely. We saw Chopper return as a major plotline once and it was a poor storyline, basically Ian needed to score here and he did. Kole's rp (or the mind of Dakota Cole) was initially great and damn well seemed to piss everyone off its apparent intention. Its diffcult to rp as a face all the time and then go heel I found that out, but apparently Kole has pulled it off amazingly and I am looking forward to the 'hubba jubba' rping with me.
KOTD Tournament
One thing I was surprised at was the length of the matches really long, but lacking creative matches like last year. I damn well hate Hardcore and KOTD matches, but these didn't have the flavor of last year. As for the rping it was great. Tiger Young and Chad were tremendous and proved that one rp is all you need if it's amazing. The Damned Yankee fell out of the tourney early and I think this was deserved, I didn't think Yankee was as sharp as he can be and then the man pulls off a great 'Iam crazy rp' this week, my opinion Yanks needs to get back to his consistency he was famed for. Both Legend and Lupino were unlucky, Legend for me has improved drmatically and I like the way Ian is building their feud by having Lupino win back the Hardcore title over Scally. As for the newbies no real standouts at all. Mask was weak in my opinion, Knox and Hammer were ok, probably Tuc was the best. The return of Angel in the Grunt match was unexpected for me, I am not sure to what capacity he is going to be a factor in the T.F.W.F., with Lupino taking off is Angel going to be a secondary character???
IC title match
I read this match twice because I have been looking forward to it all the time. The difference between Chaos and Smythe was Chaos really got over Smythe well. We have been hearing how Guille feels he relaunched Chaos' rping, I agree, but I think Chaos did the first thing nobody has ever done properely gotten Guille's character over as a charcter. I also lied the way it ended with Smythe losing, Chaos retaining but Smythe kicking some ass! Also Guille stop attacking Maker every week in your site the dude is like one ofd only a few guys who could handle 4 characters!
Euro title match
Talkled to Chops yesterday apart from designing the logos for Roughkut T.F.W.F. banners he is doing his disseration he sent an apaology to me for Twist and promises he will return soon, he says! The bst thing for Twist now is to find someone who will rp against him a lot, theres guys like Creme, Grunt, Pounds and Mask in order to find a regular feud, its a shame cause I like Twists character.
Womens
Predictbale winner, but with Shriek back, Missy now under a consistent rpers control and the intoduction of Painz and J 'No Penis' 3, I think we might have a division build up. Glad to see Jane Sanderson was dumped and that Mother/Flint/Pufting (worst Pimp In rip off ever!) are long gone.
Tag Team
I was really surprised to see Cry Baby go, I had a bit of a confrontation with Ian about it because I got the initial impression Baby was asked to leave the T.F.W.F.. Not sure whats happned on that score. Basically the Main Attractions are the second best team ever (ok I am being biased Legends fans!). I love their gimmick and I think my intial it might get old idea issn't true, Creme has upped his homo powers and Show is being more dumb about it than ever thus proving how great these two guys are. If Baby is gone however due to lack of rps, when the hell will Ian get rid of the thorn of my stable the Insane Asylum.
LHW title
Ia m glad Pounds won and I think Meth came out best, he's obviously impressed the board enough to win a number one contendership for the European Championship.
InVasion
Good idea, needs work on it and needs committiment doesn't need guys not following the script and forming say their own feds, it needs Ian and us to work as a team and it needs some guys who arent use to jobbing or taking falls to take a few, muyself included in that.
Predicitions for the New Year
If you remember I made some predicitons in the New Year about TFWF lets see how they are going:
1) Either Naldo or Pimp In will leave the T.F.W.F.....duh!- Scored a dsirect hit here!!! lol
2) Chad will force X out of the Haven leading to a X face turn.- I got it sort of right!!!
3) Mr. Showtime, Michael Pounds, Chopper, Chris Chaos and Torch will all hold the IC belt. Chaos has and since Show is number one contender I think it might happen.
4) J3 will become a wrestler.- He wrestles women, but hey man am I good or what!
5) The Damned Yankee will form a Tag Team with someone.- Ummm ok not yet, but Angel is back!
6) Samson will retire- Go and retire you fat ass!lol!
7) A spin off of Big Brother Hardcore title will be done.- Shit.
8) At least 5 more wrestlers will open personal sites.- Hmmm ok, never mind!
9) Either, Tremere, Killboy, Flamo, Enigma, Fallen Angel, Crud, Nick No Fear, Synn, Mark Radcliffe or Dean Hammer will return to the T.F.W.F.- He scores hits with Angel and Hammer!
10) It will be revealed that some wrestler and another are related (not including Chaos and Razer.)- Ummm Creme married Show right???!!!
Until next week ask yourself the question.
WHY BUY IT?
WHEN YOU CAN PIMP IT!