It ain't seven, but its definitely eleven yes 11, wohoo the age of good old Jeremy Sanderson. Anyway what about this week, well I wouldn't be much of a columnist if I didn't touch on the returns of Damned Yankee and Cry Baby. Damned Yankee, the only problem I have ever had with him is when he leaves cause I honestly do feel this guy is amazing, this might sound a little weird, but when Ian wrote the end of Slam last week it was one of those T.F.W.F. moments when you could actually hear the crowd, the exasperation in the voice of Scoop and see the fear of the Management all in one because that's what Damned Yankee has been in this fed, he has the rare talent to make this fed very real on occasions and that's a gift, a gift in the sense that John aka The Damned Yankee has a tremendous imagination and ability to fuel others, hey if Foley can write books...lol. Then we have Cry Baby, I am not sure exactly how he has ended up in Carpe Diem, but then again who cares, because people comedy isn't much better than Cry Baby, or the Babe as he is now known. Yeah the songs are great, but I can hark back to the comedy of the original Cry Baby, remember when he slept with a transsexual??? Or when he was caught masturbating to I dream Of Jeanie??? Go even further back and Baby took us on some emotional roller coaster of a father and son relationship which wasn't there, although funny you could always see an underlying message with the promo and maybe in the future 'The Baby Phenomenon' would surely take hold. In short welcome back fellas hope its for a long time.

Not many people have caught Pimp In's attention and made him think, 'damn that's funny' because fellas and ladies I have been in this fed for 3 years and I guess I need to be impressed sometimes. Have I been impressed, yes I have and it doesn't need to take a genius to work out why simply Show and Crème. Since Show got here he has signal handled become one of the great comedy rpers in this fed, to think on how he started it's actually an honour to rp against him these days and what has he done to his game is added the extra spice...Crème. For sometime I have been high on Crème, but he has always needed a rper to go off on and work with, who better than Show. Show seems to understand how Crème works and vice versa and to read the comedy the whole Show Birthday fiasco was great and now with Torch getting involved I can't wait it a joy to red these three as a unit. This is my pick for the Tag Team Championships. The Hardcore BB match like has been said was ingenious, a true moment of brilliance and a reason why WWF should be knocking on the 'I's door. Not too long ago Chaos suggested we drive a petition to get Ian into the WWF, I thought that sounded lame, but I guess I am the lame one now cause I agree, with watching WWF going down the drain they need young excited blood to make their storylines more interested, I am by no means saying Ian is a complete package cause he ain't but if we got Tough Enough why not recruit young writers as well. My top fives this week I thought would be different so I sent a mail to Ian and wanted to find out what he thought next week I plan to pick someone else cause I am bored with my own opinion! Anyway back to BB, how disappointed was I when I saw Razer given a golden opportunity not to be a dumbass again blow it once again, screw him he finished. My pick for this is tough, I have seen Legend come into his own more in this stuff, but I question that he doesn't put people over better, with guys like Scally and Gremlin they mock themselves more, I don't know personal opinion and all, but Legend is still my third choice. My second choice is Old School and to say he's be nominated is kind of weird, I think he could definitely add a disgruntle old fella routine to the house...my pick to win is X, I thought the naked thing was great and I liked his paranoia, Hugo is an amzing rper and X gives him a chance to be funny instead of serious.

Last thing is the 4 way feud for the Heavyweight title, I haven't touched on Chad vs. Torch which should be cool cause this 4 way is summed up in this sentence, 'It makes it worth turning on the net every half and hour to see what Naldo, Maker and Yankee have written and trying to think how the hell can I top that.'

Until next week ask yourself the question.

WHY BUY IT?

WHEN YOU CAN PIMP IT!