The Player's Forum

In honor of our friend Andrew, who had the courage to play a mutant chicken (and name it Kernel Sanders) we share this, our first in what we hope to be a series of Top 10s in the Forum.

10. Some of your companions may mistake your blood for BBQ sauce and try to see if you're really Finger Lickin Good.

9. When your friends get mad at you, they'll tell you to go "Suck an Egg!"

8. Everybody in camp wants to use parts of you in their pillows.

7. The word "chickenhawk" suddenly gives you hives.

6. It doesn't matter what you write in the Male/Female space on your character sheet, because chickens are always chics.

5. When a battle starts, everyone wants to know if you're gonna fight, or if you're chicken!

4. You'll spend too much time worrying about running up against evil roosters.

3. You'll get sick of everyone asking you for the weather forecast.

2. It's too hard to shop for chicken toed socks.

And the #1 Reason NOT To Play A Mutant Chicken is...

1. If you die during battle, your companions will have to choose between reserecting you or frying you up for dinner.

THANKS TO KEN W. FOR THE TOP 10 IDEA. IF YOU HAVE A TOP 10 LIST OR IDEA FOR A TOP 10 LIST THAT YOU'D LIKE TO SEE HERE ON THE FORUM, SEND US AN EMAIL. IN DOING SO, YOU GIVE PERMISSION TO THE WEBMASTERS OF ADVENTURE BEYOND TO EDIT AND POST THE CONTENTS OF YOUR EMAIL ON THIS WEB SITE.