| From: Carol Queen, Staff Sexologist, Good Vibrations To: The Magic Wand For Katie Campaign Hey Katie-- Carol Queen calling. I'm Staff Sexologist at Good Vibrations in San Francisco, and you may already know that I and several of my colleagues at other women owned sex shops around the US and Canada have been drafted by Dan Savage to act as a Supreme Court re: your dispute. Dan asked us to make a judgment about what he owed you. We studied your site, conferred together, and here's what we came up with: We think Dan owes you 5 bucks, as per his original offer, plus interest. He went along (for a while) with your request for a Magic Wand, though he did not generate that offer himself. We don't feel Dan owes you a wand, but we DO feel you deserve one, because you thought he was going to come through with it, and also because you are spunky and persevere -- plus your site is a hoot. SO, the Supreme Court is divvying up Wand plus attachments and sending them to you. Good Vibrations is picking up the Hitachi -- it's right here on my desk, waiting for a mailing address. Get your address to me, and I will supply it to the other businesses and they can get the goodies out to you. We are all impressed that you are standing up for your sexuality and your rights -- and we hope you enjoy your new toys! All best--Carol Queen for Good Vibrations |
| Official Website of the Magic Wand For Katie Campaign |
| So that's that. Thank you, Dan, for turning the dispute over to the Supreme Court. Thank you to the Supreme Court for your Solomonic wisdom, and for your offer of the vibe. Thank you to all the readers who wrote in to support the campaign. Thank you to everyone who who wrote in to say that they didn't think Dan owed Katie a Wand, but that the campaign was very funny and the site was well-written. Thank you in general to everyone who wrote in to say they were entertained. Thank you to everyone who disagreed with the campaign politely. Thank you to everyone who made fun of Katie in the spirit of the campaign. Thank you to the guys who wrote to tell Katie that she was cute, to ask her out, to say that they wished they could go out with her but they lived too far away, or to tell her they were in love with her (!). Thank you to the people of both genders who wanted to fix Katie up with their friends and relatives. Sadly, she is leaving the country too soon to be seriously in the market. Thank you to everyone who wrote in offering to buy Katie a Magic Wand. The Campaign Staff is beyond the point of being able to read all these emails, much less reply to them individually, but we wanted to announce our appreciation. What's next for Katie and the Campaign Staff? We seem to remember Dear Abby promising us a waterbed.... |
| And of course, if you want to buy a Hitachi Magic Wand, you can do so at the Magic Wand Shop (a division of Amazon.com) or at Good Vibrations. |
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