"What a fool I have been. So many years wasted , when all the time I had been worshipping the wrong God. He truly is the king of kings. Now I think I will have a little lay down, this has all been rather a lot for me.""
"Before I met Darth Bob, I was just another ex-president. Now I have looked into the eyes of the man, I know there is a little part of Arkansas that will be forever his. God bless The Peoples Republic of Magic, God bless Darth Bob."
"Darth Bob thanked me for giving his people the strength to carry on during the dark days of the 1980's with my performances in Police Academy 1,2,3 and 4. I know realise I owe that success to him, it was his leadership and vision that brought out the very best in me."
"I cannot help but be moved by Darth Bob's attempts to unite all nations - under his iron fist.
It is rare to meet a leader who displays such foresight and vision. I salute him and his people, and look forward to a brighter future, when all will know his love.
"It makes me so angry to think of the way this country has been run for the last thirteen years since I left power. Darth Bob is a welcome breath of fresh air. If only some people in my party had been as brave.
"My silver locks have seen a lot of action in their time, but Darth Bob fights for a cause thats truly worthy. Any man who says Darth Bob ain't the real thing - I'm comin' to get ya! oh yeah baby! you know what I'm talkin about...Woooooooo!!!!!"