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Welcome to the home of SOCO on the web |
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Who we are |
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SOCO is the premier police and intelligence agency serving the government of the Peoples Republic of Magic. We are determined to eliminate all sources of discontent and instablilty that threaten our nation. |
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A word from the Director |
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"It has been my honour to serve as Director of SOCO since the glorious revolution, and to date I can honestly say I have had no regrets. I have worked towards the establishment of a stable, and un-opposed government and now as head of SOCO, I will do all that is in my power to keep it that way.
I say to those foolish enough to believe otherwise that you shall be taught a painful lesson in respect for ones country, and service to its leaders. Praise be to Bob."
Right Honorable CM Kevin Wingfield |
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What we do |
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SOCO's primary responsibilty is to enforce the will of the Darth. In the vast majority of cases this can be achieved quite peacefully by a simple 'pep-talk'. However, in a few cases more extreme actions may be required in order to ensure compilance.
We at SOCO are humane people, and we bitterly resent the savage reputation that has been bestowed upon us by certain disloyal agitators. If fact, SOCO was the first agency of its kind to introduce a level of democracy to its capital punishment. The Peoples Republic of Magic is the only nation in the world where condemned criminals are allowed to choose the strength of acid used to dissolve them alive, provided that the dissolution lasts at least 20 minutes to meet with consitutional requirements. |
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Why are we called SOCO? |
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Because its what they say on 'The Bill'. |
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