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Crises Deepens as Financial Investigations Force Council Member to flee!
He did not attend the recent Shotgun Council Meeting, and has been missing from State functions.
Speculation was growing last night that the disappearance may be linked to recent stories of financial irregularities involving a French Bank.
Details are unclear, but sources have claimed that CM Neil, who has a history of legal trouble involving his finances, was a part of recent cash transfer that appears to have gone badly wrong.
When asked if SOCO would be pursuing the fugitive, the spokesman replied 'Thats unlikely to happen, to be honest, Darth Bob nor any of the Shotgun Council seem to be particularly concerned by this news.' He refused to be drawn on whether the Darth or the Council had benefitted from the fraud.
The French economy is likely to suffer due to the massive size of the loss. This prompted British investigators to become involved, which may have triggered CM Neil to leave.
Pressed for a coment last night, a spokesman for Darth Bob said that 'CM Neil has always stood