Death Star - The only way to travel.
With my all powerful battle station currently under construction, we will enable the People's Republic to control the skies as well as the world. While my Death Star is, I will admit, a large outlay for a fledgling State, I think you will agree that once you have built one Death Star, then the Star Destroyer's pay for themselves.

We also have a cunning plan to fool the people of Earth into our evil clutches. We will stage an alien invasion - Which our Death Star will then repel! This will make us even more popular and bring our goal of world domination ever closer.

With an attractive hard wood finish throughout, I'm sure you'll agree that the Death Star is why all world dictator's will be flocking to the high street this summer.
Used Without Kind Permission. If Lucas argues, then we'll see how long Skywalker Ranch lasts.
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