Dearest Darth,
What News of the World? - You will believe everything you read in the papers.
I write you this evening with grave concern. Before the creation of your triangle, I was just another member of a puppet society, running from day to day, paying my taxes, being a "model" member of the UK. It was not until I met you, that I truly understood what could be acheived by a group of people led by someone as great as yourself. We compiled our aims, and all agreed via the constitution the ways that we would go about acheiving them.....life seemed good. Thousands would be persecuted under your tiranical dictatorship, and all to our gain, a truly beautiful plan. I felt that this must of been my destiny, for some unknown reason, I had been chosen to be a fat cat whilst others starved. Alas, I feel this may not be the case. Recent events within the council, in my opinion, may be the catalyst for all our - and ultimately your good work going to waste, being corrupted with an evil cancer. My Darth, is it true that we owe the people nothing, and are they there to serve us and us alone ? The answer to the later is obviously a resounding yes, however in my opinion we do owe the people something....pure, uniterupted, evil persecution. How can this be acheived whilst the constant bickering amongst council members continues to rage. I wish to name no names, I feel this speaks for itself. However, It is in my opinion that certain council members may assume themselves to be bigger than our glorious traingular borders. If this is the case, how are we to acheive our goals ? How can we steal from the poor to give to the rich - to the best of our ability ? I feel this is not acheivable whilst certain members crave your attention, only to talk with hints of revolt behind your back. Therefore my Darth, I must advise you that if the trial of CM Kev does not reach a swift conclusion, and that your final decision is not adhered to by all...regardless of the reprocussions, I will have to offer you my resignation from the council. This causes me no joy, I realise that by leaving the council I will join the peasants on the streets, be watched by SOCO 24 hours a day, be hungry, be cold, and be lonely. I state here now though, that it is this life I choose, rather than be party to a shotgun council that cannot and will not reach it's potential. I await your guidance.
I Await Your Guidance, Says Emotional CM Dan
Home affairs correspondent
Sources close to CM Dan said that he was moved to write his letter, displayed across in full, after learning of CM Kev's disloyalty.

CM Dan's attitude is seen by many as a full vote of confidence in the leadership of Darth Bob and a rebuke towards his errant collegue.

An onlooker remarked ' You could see the look of devotion in CM Dan's eyes, the traitorous CM Kev would do well to follow his example'
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Source of aggravation - CM Kev
CM Neil Financial Rumours Refuse to go Away
Despite assurances from the Council Member himself, speculation continued to grow last night that CM Neil has 'understated' his role in a series of financial transactions which have been blamed for the recent bankruptcy of a French bank.

CM Neil is currently under investigation by British authorities. Rumours that CM Neil was planning to flee shortly were dismissed as 'nonsense'.
CM Neil has been linked to financial irregularities in French Banking
CM Dan.
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