| GUMMYSEX thenonsquirrel: you know what's difficult BunnyRoar: what? thenonsquirrel: trying to wheel a bike and carry a bag thenonsquirrel: while eating peach gummies BunnyRoar: i know something more difficult thenonsquirrel: what BunnyRoar: trying to wheel a bike and carry a bag BunnyRoar: while eating peach gummies BunnyRoar: UP STAIRS thenonsquirrel: yes thenonsquirrel: that is thenonsquirrel: in such an instance thenonsquirrel: I would stop eating the gummies BunnyRoar: hm BunnyRoar: sad BunnyRoar: why? BunnyRoar: they'd get lonely thenonsquirrel: they could have the joy of anticipation BunnyRoar: is that what you'd tell the ppl on death row, too? BunnyRoar: b/c really BunnyRoar: that's what it is thenonsquirrel: you can't use that argument BunnyRoar: i was only saying they'd get lonely b/c they'd want to get it over w/ BunnyRoar: why not? thenonsquirrel: that's not lonely BunnyRoar: then what is it? BunnyRoar: i'd be lonely locked up in a little room by myself thenonsquirrel: it's apprehensive thenonsquirrel: and thenonsquirrel: if they really are that sad about it thenonsquirrel: why can't they look forward to the end BunnyRoar: b/c it's contrary to human nature thenonsquirrel: they aren't human thenonsquirrel: they're gummy BunnyRoar: oh BunnyRoar: i thought you were talking abt criminals BunnyRoar: b/c BunnyRoar: well BunnyRoar: b/c they haven't reproduced yet BunnyRoar: do YOU want ot die a virgin? thenonsquirrel: no thenonsquirrel: but thenonsquirrel: how do you know anything about their sex lives BunnyRoar: 1. i've never seen a baby gummy BunnyRoar: 2. i've never seen a gummy condom thenonsquirrel: I've seen a baby gummy thenonsquirrel: and some things that looked suspiciously like the aftermath of gummy abortions BunnyRoar: a baby gummy? BunnyRoar: when? thenonsquirrel: there are the little frogs thenonsquirrel: and BunnyRoar: but those are just small gummies BunnyRoar: not babies thenonsquirrel: somewhere I saw baby worms too... BunnyRoar: same thing BunnyRoar: i mean, really BunnyRoar: there are mini creeturs thenonsquirrel: well thenonsquirrel: what else are babies BunnyRoar: ? BunnyRoar: they'd have ot be babies inside the same package as the momies and daddies thenonsquirrel: I don't see why BunnyRoar: b/c they're packaged as soon as they're produced BunnyRoar: consequently BunnyRoar: the only time they'd have to have sex BunnyRoar: would be inside the package thenonsquirrel: how do you know they don't breed them first BunnyRoar: b/c they'd dry out BunnyRoar: and that would make it rather painful to screw around thenonsquirrel: hm thenonsquirrel: maybe they have a moist environment BunnyRoar: but then they'd get sticky BunnyRoar: which would make sex kind of difficult thenonsquirrel: maybe gummy sex is different BunnyRoar: hm BunnyRoar: interesting though BunnyRoar: the sugar stuff could be sperm BunnyRoar: like fish sex BunnyRoar: which is why it all gathers at the bottom of hte bag thenonsquirrel: more like pollen BunnyRoar: that must be it BunnyRoar: they're all male BunnyRoar: which is why there are no babies thenonsquirrel: and once they've reproduced BunnyRoar: and it's perfectly like fish sex BunnyRoar: just w/o the water thenonsquirrel: they're useless thenonsquirrel: so they get eaten BunnyRoar: yup BunnyRoar: ok BunnyRoar: you win BunnyRoar: they don't regret it when they're eaten thenonsquirrel: ha! |