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Oddness
How to make PNAQUA
add one can Hawaii's own fruit juice,
one packet of Kool-Aid,
Some Sugar,
Add water and stir until it's good enough to lick off the floor.

Fun Names
Umm, sorry but they are in black lettering. Right click and View Image or something.
Sayings To Live By
two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left.

the angle of the dangle equals the cubic of the pubic.

life takes it's toll. please have exact change ready.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

we all have to make sacrifices. mine are to the dark lords of the underworld.

remember my name. you'll be screaming it later.

T
he all time biggest curse not containing swear words
cotton picking pickle packing kipper stripping twig walking bear poking garbage picking field goal kicking flaming floppy donkey dildo.

Neil's Quotes

Bend over and I'll show you:
fire in the hole
a mctwist
how to dial down the center
a salad bar
indian poker
china delight
a stick up
high elevation
a 360 tail grab
breach-bang-clear
bad aim
brotherly love
internal bleeding
excessive force
the towering inferno
how to pack yo' shit
an ace in the hole
canadian bacon
broadway

funny insults
pooh hank
cock snorkel
queef nugget
shit fuzzy
daddy rapist
deushsicle
ass nozzle
poop tank
ass - jockey
    - clown
    - bandit
    - goblin
   - pirate

getting a date
I may not be fred flintstone, but I'll make your bed rock.

Are you tired? cause' you've been running through my mind all day.

I lost my number. can I have yours?

Did it hurt? "What?" When you fell from heaven?

Nice shoes. wanna f*ck?

(End of Neil Quotes)

Secret page
The answer to this riddle is the address of a secret page. (www.geocities.com/magicmuffinx/________.html)

what's brown and sticky?


when gaming worlds collide
Dejap Rocks


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