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  Jack's Crap
At a crosscountry race, There are two teams. Team 1 are lesbians, while team two are two gay guys. Who would win??
Answer: The lesbians; their driving 69, while the guys are still packing their sh*t.

Why do women like submarines? Because they're long, hard, and full of seamen!
Yar!

Why are Men smarter, and Women talk more?
Because men have two heads and women have four lips

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel strapped to his balls. The bartender asks him, "How did that happen?" and the Pirate replies, " I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

fun names:
Cock Jockey
(while talking to a nun) Holy Cow, Roman Caklick


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