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| Magickstyle: Hi there! Somehow you've found my page, and I'm glad you did because, well, if you didn't then there'd be nobody here reading this... Oy, can I start over? Sekhmet: Geez, you're rediculous, you know that? This isn't all that hard. Hathor: Be nice, she's trying. Magickstyle: Thank you. Sekhmet: But she's messing up my page! Thoth: I still don't see why it's named after YOUR animal. I AM the god of wisdom and writing, after all. Sekhmet: Oh come on Thoth, ain't nobody gonna read a page named after a dorky bird or a monkey. Thoth: Hey now, the Ibis is a noble bird, and you'd be surprised at how popular monkeys are with teenage boys nowadays. I have those figures somewhere.... *looks through stacks of papers* Hathor: Remember, we all agreed that since... wait, why did we agree on this again? *giggle* Silly me. Isis: It was because lionesses are cunning predators. They have good eyesight, and occasionally our resident lioness has a bit of a temper, so- Sekhmet: Hey now, I do not... Isis: *glare* Sekhmet: Okay fine *grumble grumble* Isis: It was because of that that makes it perfect for a page about life observations that may occasionally turn into rantings about stupidity. Magickstyle: Right, now back to business. As you can see, things are kind of crazy around here. The god gang likes to jump into things every once in a while, or "help the mortals" as they put it. They can make things... interesting to say the least. As Isis just said, this webpage is dedicated to my observations about life in general, sometimes witty, sometimes philosophical, sometimes angry, and always a good read. Sekhmet: *snort* If you do say so yourself. Magickstyle: Aaaand I'm sure there'll be plenty of "divine commentary" to look forward to. Oh, and you never know, there might be some cameo appearances *wink* Thoth: *looks up from his papers* Just what do you know??? Magickstyle: It's a surprise, you'll see. So, the links are there below. I've only got two essays up right now, but there'll be more soon. Enjoy, and thanks for reading! |
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