* magic tricks, books or videos (there's a great shop in Taipei, I'll give u the address);
* three year subscription to MAGIC magazine;
* three year subscription to MAD magazine;
* silver BMW 328i, with leather interior and control panels on the steering wheel;
* Goons Show CDs (signed by Spike Milligan).
* that really nifty illusion in which David Copperfield flies (preferably with his autograph).
* a signed copy of Spike Milligan's autobiography.
* Rolph Harris' autograph.
* that stchoopid Arab running around in the dessert brandishing bombs and guns... either that or just give me the $25million.
* an all expenses paid trip around the world.
But most of all, all I want for Xmas is for this bloody itch to go the hell away!!!
(Oh, and NOTHING to do with Hello Kitty)!
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