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Featured Dilemma:
When you have a problem.
Dear Prof. Snifflebottom,

I think I might have a problem. I really hope that you will be able to help me.

Many thanks
Uncertain
Dear Uncertain,

That's a toughie, and you're going to have to do some thinking. Whatever you decide, don't be a
schmuck. It is all very well to suspect that you have a problem but do you know that you have a problem? And is the problem for real? In other words, do you have a real problem?

If you don't have a problem then you have no need to worry. On the other hand if you do indeed have a problem then start worrying. But above all, try not to worry about it.

I suggest you seek professional help. Your GP should know a psychiatrist who knows a dermatologist who knows a gynacologist who knows a proctologist who knows a reputable advice columnist you could write to for some advice.

You are still young, and people change quite a bit over the years, especially when they think they have a problem and aren't sure.

Good luck!

Prof. Snifflebottom PH.C Op Ed MC-HAC                             NIKit-Y Nok
Dear  Uncertain,

Hmm, indeed! So you suspect you have a problem but you aren't sure. And you are 81-years-old, which means you aren't young.

Have you had your condition checked out by a specialist? Like an undertaker?

Wishing you well!

Prof. Snifflebottom PH.C Op Ed MC-HAC                             NIKit-Y Nok
Dear Prof. Snifflebottom,

It's me again. I'm not young. I'm 81-years-old. I'm still not sure if I have a problem or not.

Many thanks again
Uncertain
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