| A long time ago,caveman were bored,so they began to drum on dead things and rocks.....a primitive form of entertainment which soon came to be known as.........MUSIC!After that,all bets were off,there were so many stlyles and variations of this"music" thing that people became confused.So one day the head villager of a musical villlage somewhere in ancient uh-Egypt went to his chief and said"Chief! I am confused!What music should I listen to?".The Chief was baffled by this for he hisself was wavering musically.So the Chief and the villager journeyed deep into the bowels of the strangest most comical bowels of Hell.There they found a strange powdery substance labeled only"Rock Powder"The Chief and the villager took this when the Devil wasn't looking and fled.But on the way began to believe that the powder was useless.FOOLS!They carellesly discarded it in a rainforest where it was eaten by two monkeys.Over time these monkeys began to change form,to evolve.They began to develop musical"skill"and by the year 2002 they looked human.Human enough to pass themselves off as musicians?Well we'll see.Watch and learn simple human for I JoshBurglar,once a simple monkey in an Egyptian rainforest evolved along with my friend to become part of a musical sensation that shall SWEEP the subconcious corners of your mind free of debris with ear spliiting screams and solos all simply known as........... THE BURGLARS! |