Winged Pepsi
Here's how it looks. You're walking down the sidewalk with a can of Pepsi in hand and begin to take a drink when suddenly the can seems to sprout invisible wings and take flight away from you. You grab it out of the air, pull it back, and quickly stalk away, looking confused and upset.
Here's how it works. Take a can of Pepsi and empty it via your favorite method i.e. pouring it down your throat, on your little brother's head, on the snotty neighbor's plants. Now carefully cut a hole in the can about half-way down one side, just large enough to fit your right thumbtip into. Go ahead, carefully insert your right thumbtip. Now, stand in front of a mirror. Ask yourself, "Am I going mad?"
Better leave that last for me. Okay, now you should find that you can easilly remove your four fingers and hold the can out with just your thumb. If not, check into the possibility that you're a dim-witted monkey on mood elevators. Now, from the front you will see that it looks as if the can is levitating in front of your hand. And if you reach up and out with that hand it will appear to any onlookers approaching from the front that your Pepsi is floating out and away from you. Practice this a bit to get the knack. Make the can float up and away and pull it back with both hands. I told you, E-Z.
That's it. Go out and blow some minds. Just don't keep doing it over and over--once is enough. Then grab it, pull it back and depart the scene. Now what are you waiting for? Get out there and open some eyes.
