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| Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages, Marvin the Monkey proudly presents the VIRTUOSO page |
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| Ahh, those Virtuoso boys, The funniest kidz in the history of of the planet Earth, and that includes the small guy out of Different Strokes, hehehe. |
| These are indeed the people who brought this site to life due to the sheer boredom which they were experiencing whilst at college. The site was the brainchild of (From left to right of photograph) Stedz, Nutter and Johny. Many hours have been spent producing this web site and therefore if you find it offensive then 'FUCK YOU!'. That is all folks!!! Have a nice day!!! |
| PROFILE OF THE GUYS |
| LOVE: COMEDY, MUSIC, GIRLS, PORN, MOVIES, EATING ANYTHING (AS LONG AS IT'S DEAD), BEING QUITE ANNOYING. HATE: POP MUSIC, COLLEGE, PEOPLE WHO FIND THIS SITE OFFENSIVE , BUS DRIVERS AND PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE FUCKING ABOVE EVERYBODY ELSE. |
| WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERBODY WHO HAS VISITED OUR SITE BECAUSE YOU ARE THE REASON WE MADE IT. A BIG SHOUT OUT TO THE TECHNICIANS AT OUR COLLEGE WHO WOULD HAVE SHOT US IF THEY HAD DISCOVERED US BUILDING THIS SITE. THANKS FOR THE USE OF THE COMPUTERS GUYS! ( YOU FAT BASTARDS!) THANKS ONCE AGAIN, AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT OUR SITE. |
| One special mention goes out to Ms. K. Lamb who spoke these wise words of wisdom to us. . and i quote "You Have Problems" Thanx for that. But at least we all have a T.V, hahahaha |
| GROWING OLD IS INEVITABLE, BUT GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL. |
| If you would like to order a copy of "Virtuoso", which is the greatest album of all time. Pllease email Marvin at his new address. The cost will be �2.99 but it is money well spent. |
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