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By Vinn Diesel
Hi gang, its me Vinn Diesel although I prefer to be called Vinn Unleaded. Im laying down the law with my cock-to-ass review.
If you dont like it play a harp sissy!
The film is about a man called David spy which is quite ironic because he is one. I didnt even do much in the film as i had been grounded by my mum for stealing a melody pop from the cornershop.Instead they replaced me with a melon painted pink tied to a chimp. Overall I think the film has some bad ass tunez, I was tempted to "crank up the volume" as they say, but the man next door has a heart condition.  My favourite part is when I (or should I say the melon chimp) stand on a falling car. It took a lot of takes to get this scene right because the chimp kept bailing out of the car. In conclusion I have a lot of money and i can buy as many vienettas as I want.
Yesterday I bought a mega bucket all for myself!

         Peace out car tossers!

            
                                                     
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