thematrix



		The Matrix By James "Saucer Face" Seftan



	Hello fans and astral viewers!Im going to tell you about my favourite film. No its not Educating Rita as you would all think, its in fact the Matrix. What inspired me to write about this film was mostly the graphics like when spongy gets shot BOY DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT! The 3-D version of Samuel Jackson is sadly a let down though as Im sure that he has only two arms.Maybe it was the result of some kooky experiment eh readers! The acting is excellent, like when johnny fig beard says "heres your change" and Bovril Jones replies with "Ill take the change, the change of weapony that is!" hot stuff I think you would agree! The music is too "Hi-Tech" for my crater ears.I have never been a fan of blue man group as blue reminds me of wizardry and witchcraft HERASEY! I think that the director went too far with the cameo appearences.I spotted Garry Newman 7 times and when you play the film in reverse it is propaganda telling people to go to Garry Barlows latest concert. Overall it was 70% brill but let down by the Matrix rap and the bit with the "what if ending" in which the Matrix team are infected by poisonous batch of heinz products.

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