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How I got my sacred monocle |
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Please may I give you the honour of being the first people to see my new wife Hanz Huntilda.She may not talk much but she makes a heck of a stollen cake.Anyway on with the story...... |
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Me and Huntilda were having a jolly old romp in Mecca bingo when unexpectedly a man with a large baseball tied to his neck said he would give me ekky thump.He then went into game wearing a baseball cap and asked if he could by fifa 2000.The man at the counter replied wroooaaaaa!!!! For no reason whatsoever.He then ran out of the shop like an insane baboon and had to be tranquilised after he stood on 5 peoples faces.He then threw to me a monocle that was made in a fiery volcanoe by king Michael Durnam.I am now in possesion of this monocle forever whitch isnt that bad apart from those bloody monocole wraiths are always sniffing my arse.Its no lark Ill tell you that for no increase in my ever growing bank account. |
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