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| By Chris Thompson | ||||||||
| I was very dissapointed with this film! I was so surprised with it that I almost choked on my vittles. For a start, if you pause the film at 3:40 (or at least thats what it is on my VCR) in the background is an ork wearing chainmail when clearly orcs wear 2nd grade fudge armour forged by evil Geppeto.Whats the deal with that! I bought the Frodo Baggins action figure and it came with his trademark "sword of John Fashunu" and his bag "o" larks. The music was terrible! I could play better on my penny whistle , AND WHERE WAS GARRY NEWMAN in all this? Im so angry I could throw my ear medicine on the floor! The graphics were not what I expected, I thought they would be crude drawrings with phrases at the bottom of them like "more stew mr Gandalf ?" Overall this film is the biggest hush of hootnanny I have ever viewed. I would rather play backgammon with my decrepid mother. |
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