need I say more.
I will leave no stone unturned till I find the
lamp.Give me the lamp and then I will pull you up HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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| !The Deadly sins of Michael Foster! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What am I to do???? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| You all think Michael Foster is an innocent child with a metal cranium but what happened to the the milkman who "supposedly" died of natural causes.What about Keith Harris he used to be so happy doing pantomines alongside wolf from gladiator ......and now he is dead! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sin 1:I was told by this devil worshipper that if I put a plastic bag over my head I would become invincible,I was in casualty for 5 months in a coma.He then "accidentaly" pulled the plug on me and I died .The end | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sin 2:Michael Foster was the main conspirator in the gunpowder plot.The only reason he got away is because he bribed the guards with the jam sandwitch and the kit-kat he had left in his lunch box his mum told him not to give away his food because he was a growing boy.He ignored her instead,he was a rebel. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Sin 3:Michael Foster killed peter stillman by pushing him off a step ladder and locking him in a German kellar.He then used large chopsticks to pry his arse open and then he poured hot sauce down his cheeks.He could not sit down for almost 5 minutes and exactly 45.4 seconds. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Its time for blood,and lots of it. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sin 4:Michael bought flight simulator 2000 need I say more. |
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| Sin 5:Michael brought Chris Evans to his knees crying when he told him that Richard Branson only liked him because of his perculiar cauliflower head.He then chopped it off with a incredibly sharp coconut hair. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What a parp!!!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Sin 6:Michael bought some egg custard tarts and tripped over his sister and dropped them onto the vicars nipples,what an embarrasment and to make the predicament even worse he shouted knickers when he fell over. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Well I hope you enjoyed all the dirt that was dished.But this is not the end,oh no. I will leave no stone unturned till I find the lamp.Give me the lamp and then I will pull you up HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! |
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