LP Deceptacon Every day and night/ Every day and night/ I can see yr disco disco dik is sucking my heart out of my mind/ I'm outta time, I'm outta fuckin time/ I'm a gasoline gut with a vaseline mind but/ Wanna disco? Wanna see me disco?/ Let me hear you depoliticize my rhyme/ One, two, three, four/ You got what you been asking for/ yr so policy free and yr fantasy wheels and everything you think and everything you feel is alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright I take you home now watch me get you hot/ Yr just a parrot when yr screaming and yr shouting "More crackers please, more crackers please"/ You want what you want but you don't wanna be on yr knees/ Who does your/ who does your hair? Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp? Who took the Ram from the Ramalamading dong? Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp? Who took the Ram from the Ramalamading dong? You bought a new van the first year of yr band/ Yr cool and I hardly wanna say "not" because I'm so bored that I'd be entertained even by a stupid fuckin linoleum floor, linoleum floor/ Yr lyrics are dumb like a linoleum floor/ I'll walk on it/ I'll walk all over you/ Walk on it, walk on it, walking one, two/ Who? Who? Who? Who? Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp? Who took the Ram from the Ramalamading dong? Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp? Who took the Ram from the Ramalamading dong? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hot Topic hot topic is the way that we rhyme hot topic is the way that we rhyme one step behind the drum style one step behind the drum style Carol Rama and Eleanor Antin Yoko Ono and Carolee Schneeman You're getting old, that's what they'll say, but Don't give a damn I'm listening anyway Stop, don't you stop I can't live if you stop Don't you stop Gretchen Phillips and Cibo Matto Leslie Feinberg and Faith Ringgold Mr. Lady, Laura Cottingham Mab Segrest and The Butchies, man Don't stop Don't you stop We won't stop Don't you stop So many roads and so much opinion So much shit to give in, give in to So many rules and so much opinion So much bullshit but we won't give in Stop, we won't stop Don't you stop I can't live if you stop Tammy Rae Carland and Sleater-Kinney Vivienne Dick and Lorraine O'Grady Gayatri Spivak and Angela Davis Laurie Weeks and Dorothy Allison Stop, don't you stop Please don't stop We won't stop Gertrude Stein, Marlon Riggs, Billie Jean King, Ut, DJ Cuttin Candy, David Wojnarowicz, Melissa York, Nina Simone, Ann Peebles, Tammy Hart, The Slits, Hanin Elias, Hazel Dickens, Cathy Sissler, Shirley Muldowney, Urvashi Vaid, Valie Export, Cathy Opie, James Baldwin, Diane Dimassa, Aretha Franklin, Joan Jett, Mia X, Krystal Wakem, Kara Walker, Justin Bond, Bridget Irish, Juliana Lueking, Cecilia Dougherty, Ariel Skrag, The Need, Vaginal Creme Davis, Alice Gerard, Billy Tipton, Julie Doucet, Yayoi Kusama, Eileen Myles Oh no no no don't stop stop............ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's Yr Take On Cassavetes We've talked about it in letters And we've talked about it on the phone But how you really feel about it I don't really know What's Yr Take on Cassavete's? What's Yr Take on Cassavete's? What's Yr Take on Cassavete's? What's Yr Take on Cassavete's? Misogynist? Genius? Misogynist? Genius? Misogynist? Genius? Misogynist? Genius? What's Yr Take on Cassavete's?(x4) Alcoholic? Messiah? Alcoholic? Messiah? Alcoholic? Messiah? Alcoholic? Messiah? What's Yr Take on Cassavete's?(x4) Genius? Misogynist? Alcoholic? Hey where's Gena? Genius? Misogynist? Messiah? Alcoholic? What's Yr Take on What's Yr Take on What's Yr Take on What's Yr Take on Cassavete's? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The The Empty The stars are getting in and out of automobiles And we keep wondering when we're gonna feel something real Keep waiting for a Santa that'll never come A real party not just people who're faking fun But everything gets erased before it's even said And all that glitters isn't gold when inside it's dead All that glitters is not gold (x4) I went to yr concert and I didn't feel anything I went to yr concert and I didn't hear anything I went to yr concert and I didn't feel anything I went to yr concert and I didn't see anything (oh baby) why won't you talk to me? (oh baby) you just want me empty! (oh baby) you don't say anything! (oh baby) why won't you answer me? All that glitters is not gold (x4) I sat thru yr movie but I didn't see anything I went to yr comedy club and didn't laugh at all I went to yr movie and I didn't hear anything I went to yr concert and there was nothing was going on You don't say, you don't say, you don't say anything........ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phanta 4 months + 8 days Been waiting here Transporter broken Horizon's clear (DAY ONE) No vegetation Blips on my screen Whatever was here Has been disappeared Now here's alright (x2) (DAY TWO) Wait tower Radar's going off I see a small creature Who can barely walk My data says "large" But what I see is small Text reads "Big Danger" But this just looks tired Now here's alright (x2) (DAY THREE) Come in tower All our data's wrong Research inconsistent We misread it all There was no monster And what's left is near dead Control killed a phantom From inside their heads Nowhere's alright (x4) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eau D'Bedroom Dancing I'm in the sky when I'm on the floor The world's a mess and yr my only cure There's no time for me to act mature The only words I know are "more, more" and "more" No one to criticize me then No one to criticize No one to criticize me then No one to criticize There's no fear when I'm in my room It's so clear and I know just what I want to do All day bedroom dancing To you I wanna say Yr my thing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Let's Run Oh we could rock Or we could bomb Or we could try Like super hard Or we could come Or we could lose Or we could totally totally, totally freak you I wanna spread my dementia I wanna knock it off the line Give me attention every day and every night We could suck "They might improve" We get our grades from Professor You Or we could fly Demystified Or we could please you all night I wanna spread my dementia I wanna knock it off the line Give me attention Every day and every night Don't want no crusty bullshit No crap or attitude Just wanna get electric tonight you know with you you you you Or we could Or we could Or we could Or we could Fail. fail. Fail. So!? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My My Metrocard Off the pillow and into the air I'm ready cuz it's my day situation: it's all possible everything is going my way My My Metrocard My My Metrocard My My Metrocard Think I'll go a little but then I go far OH FUCK Giuliani HE'S SUCH A fucking jerk SHUT DOWN all the stripbars WORKFARE does not work My My Metrocard My My Metrocard My My Metrocard Think I'll go a little but then I go far NEXT STOP Atlantic Avenue NEXT STOP Christopher Street NEXT STOP Transfer to the NEXT STOP A,C, or E (repeat) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friendship Station The phone keeps ringing and it just won't stop There's a paper napkin in my coffeepot People freaking out on me left and right My head feels heavy but my feet feel light The clock keeps ticking inside my head Bad news is all I ever get The check I've been waiting for is not on time Everyone around me wants to start another fight I'm gonna let it be alright (I wanna be there!) (I wanna take you there!) (I wanna be there!) (I wanna take you there!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dude, Yr So Crazy So defeated/ Thinks it's funny/ Film Festival/ Retro Porn Shabby Chic/ BiCoastal/ Soundtrack/ Carnivore Transgressive/ Gone fishin'/ Shock Value/ Good Contract Big Collection/ Independant/ Devil's Advocate/ Protege� Ooooooooh! Oooooooooh! Ooooooooh! Oooooooooooooh! Hawaiian Shirt/ Buddy buddy/ Just Chillin'/ Crystal Meth Big Budget/ Dirty Hair/ Anti PC/ Dive Bar/ Universal/ Hilton Safari/ Euro Connection/ Topless Now Obscure Reference/ Likes Parties Fake Childhood/ Muscle Tee Ooooooooh! Oooooooooh! Ooooooooh! Oooooooooooooh! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Les and Ray Nine years old and climbing out the house thru a song played on piano by my neighbors Les and Ray. I put my head up against the wall to be closer to the music that they played. You were my oxygen, the thing that made me think I could escape. This is a thank you song for Les and Ray You were my batteries, the thing that made me think I could escape. Here's a song for Les and, here's a song for Les and Ray