2. He's German (please don't take offence lovely German people out there, unless you are M Schumacher of course).
3. Every other F1 team has to pay Ferrari a lump sum every season, just because Ferrari say so. (Sourced from www.itv-f1.com and F1 Racing magazine).
4. He rams people off the track but can get away with it because he is Michael Schumacher.
5. He's shat on poor Baricello for too long now, if Rubens were to run him over not a jury in the land would convict him - go on Rubens we're behind you.
6. He can't race, if he's stuck in the midfield he gets flustered, makes mistakes and starts ramming people off. He can only win when Rubens hands him the lead.
7. He races when all honour has been removed from any victory (Re: Indianapolis 2005)
Please feel free to contact me with any other ways of befowling the dreaded hun.
