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| Renault McLaren McLaren Ferrari Renault Toyota Ferrari Toyota BAR Williams |
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| Two hours of racing in one sentence |
| Melbourne: Rain makes things interesting, Ferrari fail miserably, RBR prove themselves. Sepang: It wasn't a fluke Ferrari really are that bad and Renault really are that good, Toyota come from nowhere. Bahrain: Ferrari have new car and are still pants, Alonso storms ahead, De la Rosa has a party . San Marino: Ferrari and BAR pull their fingers out, Alonso still kicks ass, Kimi is unlucky. N.B. Note that M Schumacher jumps 9 places without actually passing anyone.. Barcelona: Kimi ran all the way home, wee wee wee. Schumacher (M) got multiple punctures - ha ha. BAR very unfairly kicked out of the game until after Monaco. Monaco: M Schumacher interferes with DC from behind - cheeky boy, Heidfeld has some nifty moves, Kimi runs off. Nurburgring: Heidfeld proves himself, Coulthard has an amazing start, Alonso is a lucky chump. Kimi shows he has balls of steel by carrying on with an unstable tyre and anyone who says he should have gone in the pits clearly has no balls - I'm lookng at you James Allen. Canada: Button starts well but crashes into a wall, McLaren really cock up as Montoya gets screwed over. Indianapolis: Poops McGee Magny-Cours: Alonso wins, thats about it. Silvertone: Montoya steals it from the start, Jensons hopes fade quicker than a Brits suntan. Hockenheim: To be honest I can't remember it. Hungary: Lots of people have a turn at leading, which is nice. Klien uses his head and DC gets screwed then consoles himself with various Hungarian ladies. Turkey: The Williams' have serious tyre issues. Button shows how fast he can be. Mantoya throws it away and will probably get a public flogging from Ron. Kimi wins. Monza: Is actually quite exciting in parts, Montoya eventually wins although Kimi should have. The most important thing though is that now there is NO CHANCE SCHUMACHER CAN WIN THE TITLE Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Belgium: A bit damp, had a nap and I think Kimi won. Brazil: Montoya & Kimi have a nice tussle and get a one-two. Alonso becomes youngest ever world champion, but the most important thing is that he's not called Schumacher. Also I'd like to point out that I brought my Alonso hat BEFORE he won the title. |
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