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when they ask me what i need i'll say a capo, a lemonade, a dollar fifty
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a big bathtub, prosthetic feet, diana ross' role in mahogany
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so i can hang out with billy dee williams, and he can hang out with me
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pizza, love, and hominy, grits, peach pits, and songs to sing
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more accountability so i can't get away with being mean
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shooting stars, dungarees, band aids on both of my knees
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a big old house high in the trees, a little shack down by the beach
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a motor home with golden keys, an A+ in geography
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and lots of time to think, i need more time to think
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when they ask me what i've seen i'll say saturn and soliloquies
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walden pond, hypocrisy, tetris, and insanity
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debt and dope and apathy, ode to joy and pool parties
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smooch and run and ancestry, arthur ashe and manatees
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sailboats, necessity, lepidopterology
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the cave of time, dignity, cirque du soleil and lethargy
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surface area, rosaries, fair is fair and billie jean
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vonnegut at the university, karmic retribution and bigotry
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thyroglossal duct cysts, celibacy, love on the rocks, anonymity
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osgood schlatter in my left knee, sad flute solos and decaf tea
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silly friends, incontinency, yertle the turtle and hierarchy
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do it for johnny, pepsilepsy, powder blue ten speeds and puberty
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sylvia plath, conspiracies, bad medicine, karaoke
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passing gas, irrelevancy, seize the day and let it be
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loving dumb skaters who love pcp, dying and dancing on mtv
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close calls and infinity, little kids who look up to me , it's the
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end of the world as we know it and we didn't start the fire and adam green
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i need more time to think, don't you think?
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i need more time to think
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when they ask me what i need i'll say a
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capo, a lemonade, a dollar fifty