Intro: D G D A
D G D A-D
D A
i was quiet as a mouse when i snuck into your house
D A
and took roofies with your spouse in a nit and out a louse
D A
lice are lousy all the time they suck your blood drink your wine
D G A D
say shut up and quit your crying, give it time and you'll be fine
G A D G
you're so nice and you're so smart
G A D G
you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
G A D G
tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
G A D
just pretend i didn't tear your world apart
D A
i like boys with strong convictions and convicts with perfect diction
D A
underdogs with good intentions , amputees with stamp collections
D A
plywood skinboards ride the ocean salty noses suntan lotion
D A
always seriously joking and rambunctiously soft-spoken
D A
i like boys that like their mothers and i have a thing for brothers
D
but they always wait til we're under the covers
A
to say i'm sure glad we're not lovers
(Repeat intro)
G A D G
you're so nice and you're so smart
G A D G
you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
G A D G
tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
G A D
just pretend i didn't tear your world apart
D
i like my new bunnysuit
A
i like my new bunnysuit
D
i like my new bunnysuit
G A D
when i wear it i feel cute
Intro guitar part:
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