Binki's National Pig Day Poem           March 1, 2000

I'm Glad To Be A Pig

I'm glad to be a pig and not a dog
I might have been a chicken or a big fat frog
A lion or a hippo and end up in a zoo
Or I could have had a funny name, like heffalump or gnu
I might have been a porcupine, a catfish or a possum
Or an African Rhinosaucerous (I've heard that they are awesome)
But pig is a simple name that's easy to recall
And in my humblest of opinions it's the bestest name of all!

Happy Pig Day everyone!
love, Binki