Survey

6/15/2001

Survey questions provided by Christine Porter

NAME: Mirth

SEX: No offense Aphrodite, but you're just not my type.

AGE: A gentleman never asks.

HOME: Wherever I lay my hat....if I had one.

HEIGHT: 5'5. I suppose you'd like my measurements next? Try: None of-Your Damn-Business.

EYES: Hazel

HAIR: Cherry

FAVORITE SMELL: Mischief in the morning. And no, I don't mean Strife before he's showered.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: The constant threat that your godship will be revoked. That, and the realization that a certain god has stolen your underwear and is charging his cousin a dinar a sniff YET AGAIN. (Payback's a bitch paleboy!)

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having all the threads of a great prank pull together just right.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? That's funny. I could have sworn I went to bed with panties on...STRIFE YOU REMORSELESS BASTARD!!!

FAVORITE FOODS: Nectar, onion dip, chocolate pudding, anything with sugar in it.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Create chaos, taunt Strife, party, make Deimos think he's going insane(Like *that's* a stretch of the creative muscles), stir up trouble, sneak a chastity belt on Discord when she's sleeping. Repeat as necessary.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? My Mom the flake and my Dad the absentee? Yeah right.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? What self-respecting girl doesn't?

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A porcupine. Then, anytime I wanted a new piercing, I could just do it myself.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Hyena (It suits me don't you think?)

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? The person who invented the dress, so I could shake them silly and ask them what in the Tartarus they were thinking. And maybe Deimos' shrink so I could find out once and for all if that boy has ADD.

WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics. Kidding! I'm a Libra. (Wouldn't it be a kick in the pants if Discord was a Virgo?)

GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? If it was a certain kinky punk leather number, sure.

WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? Goddess of Revelry

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? God of Love. I run around shooting people with arrows, it's sadistic. Cupid does it, it's an occupation.

IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Been there. Dyed that.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? One of those 'hang in there' posters with the kitten on it, my first slingshot, a Billy Idol pin-up I stole from Deimos' pad.

IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Perfectly level. I'm a Libra, remember?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? How mundane. I can write with my feet. Now that's talent!

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Prank supplies, pornographic scrolls on loan from Strife's extensive library, and about three boxes full of boots, rings and eyebrow jewelry.

IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? Only if I wanted to be constantly finding my bootlaces tied together.

WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? Why *you* Aphro. You're so funky someday they're going to name a hairstyle after you. (Do I hear my internal buttkiss alarm going off?)

WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Strife rescuing me from Apollo and his mistletoe encrusted codpiece at the Olympian Solstice party.

WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Glow in the dark lingerie (Very funny Deimos).

NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: Fatuus

NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: Lachrymose. I know he's just doing his job, but does it always have to be my parade he rains on?

DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? I like everybody. I'm a real people person.

ARE YOU A VIRGIN? Can we get any more intrusive?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? Apparently so.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Hmm...

WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? I have a teddy bear, what more do I need at night?

NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: Oh no, I'm not doing your research for you. It's your job, *you* figure it out.

DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? Hypothetically speaking? No.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. If you can't say anything nice...


	Survey 6/15/2001 Survey questions provided by Christine Porter NAME: Mirth SEX: No offense Aphrodite, but you're just not my type. AGE: A gentleman never asks. HOME: Wherever I lay my hat....if I had one. HEIGHT: 5'5. I suppose you'd like my measurements next? Try: None of-Your Damn-Business. EYES: Hazel HAIR: Cherry FAVORITE SMELL: Mischief in the morning. And no, I don't mean Strife before he's showered. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: The constant threat that your godship will be revoked. That, and the realization that a certain god has stolen your underwear and is charging his cousin a dinar a sniff YET AGAIN. (Payback's a bitch paleboy!) BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having all the threads of a great prank pull together just right. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? That's funny. I could have sworn I went to bed with panties on...STRIFE YOU REMORSELESS BASTARD!!! FAVORITE FOODS: Nectar, onion dip, chocolate pudding, anything with sugar in it. THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Create chaos, taunt Strife, party, make Deimos think he's going insane(Like that's a stretch of the creative muscles), stir up trouble, sneak a chastity belt on Discord when she's sleeping. Repeat as necessary. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? My Mom the flake and my Dad the absentee? Yeah right. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? What self-respecting girl doesn't? IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A porcupine. Then, anytime I wanted a new piercing, I could just do it myself. IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Hyena (It suits me don't you think?) IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? The person who invented the dress, so I could shake them silly and ask them what in the Tartarus they were thinking. And maybe Deimos' shrink so I could find out once and for all if that boy has ADD. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics. Kidding! I'm a Libra. (Wouldn't it be a kick in the pants if Discord was a Virgo?) GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? If it was a certain kinky punk leather number, sure. WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? Goddess of Revelry IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? God of Love. I run around shooting people with arrows, it's sadistic. Cupid does it, it's an occupation. IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Been there. Dyed that. WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? One of those 'hang in there' posters with the kitten on it, my first slingshot, a Billy Idol pin-up I stole from Deimos' pad. IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Perfectly level. I'm a Libra, remember? ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? How mundane. I can write with my feet. Now that's talent! WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Prank supplies, pornographic scrolls on loan from Strife's extensive library, and about three boxes full of boots, rings and eyebrow jewelry. IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? Only if I wanted to be constantly finding my bootlaces tied together. WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? Why you Aphro. You're so funky someday they're going to name a hairstyle after you. (Do I hear my internal buttkiss alarm going off?) WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Strife rescuing me from Apollo and his mistletoe encrusted codpiece at the Olympian Solstice party. WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Glow in the dark lingerie (Very funny Deimos). NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: Fatuus NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: Lachrymose. I know he's just doing his job, but does it always have to be my parade he rains on? DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? I like everybody. I'm a real people person. ARE YOU A VIRGIN? Can we get any more intrusive? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? Apparently so. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Hmm... DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Ha ha ha ha! Good one Aph! WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? I have a teddy bear, what more do I need at night? NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: Oh no, I'm not doing your research for you. It's your job, you figure it out. DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? Hypothetically speaking? No. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. If you can't say anything nice...