Amanda, Andrew, and Lucy are walking though the forest of the Digi-World. Andrew has recovered from his unfortunate *slumber party* experience. As they are walking, they come upon a house in the forest, painted over in weird colors.

AMANDA: *sarcastic* Wow..look guys, it's the witches house from Hansel and Gretel....

She trails of as at that moment, Puppetmon is seen walk from the back of the house, heading in without noticing them.

AMANDA: *shocked* .....Look guys...she's had a sex change.... AMANDA: You mean one of the freaks we got snowed in with during the storm....the wooden horny one that nothing short of sexually harassed you?

LUCY: *less enthusiastic* Yes...

AMANDA: Oh...life iiiiiiis good!

The girls (counting Andrew) decided to head into Puppetmon's house. They stepped inside, and ran into two weird looking Digimon.

DIGIMON: Oh, you must be Lord Puppetmon's new playmates!

ANDREW: Now why doesn't that sound right?

LUCY: Probably because it shouldn't Andrew!

The group continues on, climbing a flight of stairs to the second floor of the house. They encounter Puppetmon in one of the rooms, bent over what looks like a board game. Upon closer inspection, they find that it's a mini version of the forest. Spread out on the board are 8 human dolls, and 8 digi-dolls. Puppetmon is talking to himself while he moves them around.

AMANDA: *whispers to Lucy* Told ya he was wacko!

ANDREW: *whispers to Amanda* Probably whispering sweet-nothings to the termites in his....

AMANDA: ...DON'T...go there Andrew!

Puppetmon *finally* notices them.

PUPPETMON: HEY! Your the kids from the cabin....hiiiiii Lucy!

LUCY: *slightly green* Ugh....

Just then, Wizardmon comes running into the room, and stops dead in his tracks.

WIZARDMON: Okay...

PUPPETMON: HEY! Your supposed to be dead!

ANDREW: *looking suprior* We used an ancient teenage methos of bringing one of the coolest Digimon back from the brinks of death!

AMANDA: *smiles* YEAH!....We brutally beat him back to life!

ANDREW: Oh yeah, ruin the mistisizm why don't you!

AMANDA: HEY! I AM NOT the one who kept banging that staff over the poor guys head until he woke up again am I?

WIZARDMON: Oh...so that's why I couldn't remember my name....

Wizardmon scratches his head, exchanges looks with all the members in the room, and then leaves.

WIZARDMON: *walking out the door* I have to get myself something with a lot of alcohol....I wonder If I can get into Myotismon's secret stash....

PUPPETMON: HEY, I KNOW! Why don't I show you my vacation photos!

The group starts to slowly edge to the door...

PUPPETMON: I said I'm gonna f***** show you my god**** photos!

The group smiles and quickly sit themselves down.

PUPPETMON: I like making new friends....

Puppetmon goes over to a drawer and pulls out an old scrap book, filled with photos of him and some other Digimon at the cabin the previous summer.

PUPPETMON: *holds up a photo of a nude Piedmon holding a cigar* ...and this is the photo I used to blackmail Piedmon into letting me be a Dark Master!

He replaces the photo with another one.

PUPPETMON: *holds up a picture without looking at it, which turns out to be a pic of him in bed with Piedmon STILL holding the cigar*...and this...ARGH! *throws the photo away*..... IS NOTHING! YOU NEVER SAW THAT!

LUCY: *trying to contain her laughter*
Sure...*snicker...we...*gasp*...never...*giggle*...saw...*heh*...THAT! *turns completely red from lack of air, trying not to burst out laughing.

AMANDA: *whispers to Lucy*...and that was a photo of another method he used!"

Puppetmon starts screaming until his wood has turned a fiery red, and there's a little wodden vein that pops up on his forehead.

PUPPETMON: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH *15 minute intermission as Puppetmon passes out*

AMANDA: *holds up her camers* I REALLY can't wait to show this to Mimi....

Right then, Piedmon walks into the room, and *immediately* notices the discriminating photo that Amanda is waving around in the air.

PIEDMON: Puppetmon, where a...ARGH!

AMANDA: Heh heh...hiya!

PUPPETMON: *recovered from his temporary insanity* I knew I shouldn't have had Myotismon take that....

PIEDMON: YOU SAID YOU GOT RID OF THAT! *starts bawling* How could you betray me like this....*notices the kids*....... I'm not gay!

The group backs out of the room slowly, and run out of Puppetmon's house, leaving him to deal with Piedmon.

AMANDA: *tucking the photo into her pocket* ...It's a small world after all!

THE END

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