One Weird Slumber Party

By: Maggie Griffin

LUCY: "I...cannot believe we're trapped here!" (She has long blond hair set in two ponytails, and blue eyes)

AMANDA: "Aw, can it will you! The storm will be over soon and we can go harass that weird looking Digimon....the one with the cape...thingie...." *looks cluesless* (Amanda has light brown hair, going to her shoulders, and dark brown eyes)

ANDREW: "Wizardmon?" *peering out the window* (Andrew looks *exactly* like Joe)

AMANDA: *nods* That's the guy!

Suddenly the door bursts open and three Digimon stumble in from the cold and snow.

PUPPETMON: "Man, I am glad we made it to your cabin in time Myotismon!" *he tries to pick the snow from the cracks in his wood*

The teenage humans look at the Dark Masters in silence.

MYOTISMON: "Uh...."

ANDREW: *looking at the Dark Masters, he mutters to Amanda* "Who are they?"

AMANDA: *eyes Piedmon suspiciously, seeing that he has transformed into his clown-look* I have no clue...Rejects from Puppet Master, Dracula, and IT?

PIEDMON: "I'm not gay...."

The entire group looks at him silently, while he smiles nervously.

PUPPETMON: "That's...good..."

MYOTISMON: "To...know..."

Puppetmon bounces over to Lucy, and sits next to her.

PUPPETMON: *drooling in a perverted way* "I like girls!" *gush*

LUCY: *panicked* "AMANDA!"

AMANDA: *slightly disgusted* Get away from her you pedaphile!

PIEDMON: *sitting himself down next to Amanda* "May I tell you a story my lady?"

AMANDA: Okay....

PIEDMON: *grins malevolantly* Once upon a time, three evil Digimon got stuck in a cabin with three humans. First, the lights went out..."

The skies go misteriously dark as the cabin is plunged into pitch black.

PIEDMON: "Second, the fun started!"

Numerous screaming begins as chairs are heard cracking over numerous Digi-Heads, plates are smashed, and mayhem begins.

AMANDA: *still sitting amidst the chaos* "Who...is touching my leg?"

PIEDMON: Heh heh....

AMANDA: *looks terrified* "AAARGGGHHHHHH!" *picks up a chair and breaks it over his head.

PIEDMON: *half conked-out* HAH, She wants me...*passes out*

2 HOURS LATER....

The beer is brought out and everyone is drunk....

PIEDMON: *his arm is around Puppetmon's shoulder* "Puppetmon *hick* have I ever *hick* told you I love you?" *urp*

Puppetmon has passed out before being able to hear the whole question, and Lucy and Myotismon are making out in a dark little corner somewhere. Andrew has long since run out into the storm in terror, and his rotting body is probably frozen stiff by now!

AMANDA: *grabbing her camcorder, begins to record Myotismon and Lucy making out* "Ah...the beauty in blackmail...heh heh...revenge at last for that little crack about me sleeping with Piedmon...heh...notice how it rolls of your tongue, rrrrrrrrevenge!" *starts taping in delight*

Piedmon notices her and goes over to talk to her, semi-drunk.

PIEDMON: "You know, you never know what true love is until your've done it with a Mon!" *He then passes out*

AMANDA: *looks down at him* Glad I got that one on camera too....boy, I can't wait to show my vacation tapes to Mimi...*giggles malevolently* I wonder if she'll think this is all just special effects....

THE END


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