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> From: [email protected]
> To: [email protected]; [email protected]
> Subject: Moms
> Date: Friday, May 08, 1998 5:51 PM
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> Subject: Moms
> From: [email protected] at LBC_INTERNET
> Date: 5/8/98 1:24 PM
>
> You Know You're a Mother When....
>
> 1. You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make
> sure they're equal.
> 2. You have the time to shave only one leg at a time.
> 3. You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
> 4. Your kid throws up and you catch it.
> 5. Some one else's kid throws up at a party. You keep eating.
> 6. You consider finger paints to be a controlled substance.
> 7. You've mastered the art of placing large quantities of
> pancakes and eggs on a plate without anything touching.
> 8. Your child insists that you read "Once Upon a Potty" out
> loud in the lobby of Grand Central Station and you do it.
> 9. You cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons, your
> child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.
> 10. You hope ketchup is a vegetable, since it's the only way
> your child eats.
> 11. You can't bear the thought of your son's first girlfriend.
> 12. You hate the thought of his wife even more.
> 13. You find yourself cutting your husbands' sandwiches into
> cute shapes.
> 14. You can't bear to give away baby clothes - it's so final.
> 15. You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth
> when you say, "NOT in your good clothes!"
> 16. You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.
> 17. You donate to charities in the hope that your child won't
> get that disease.
> 18. You hire a sitter because you have't been out with your
> husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the
> kids.
> 19. You use your own saliva to clean your child's face.
> 20. You say at least once a day, "I'm not cut out for this job",
> but you know you wouldn't trade it for anything.
>
>
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