Men Jokes (pg.1):::: 2 and 3 and HOME
  1. How do you get a man to do situps? ----- Put the remote between his feet.
  2. Why do men like love at first sight? ----- It saves them lots of time.
  3. What should you give a man who has everything? ----- A woman to show him how to use it.
  4. What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? ----- The dog only takes a few months to train.
  5. Why do they make blonde jokes so short? ----- So men can remember them.
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these jokes are not my own i got them off of the site wilesworld.com if any are your personalized jokes please email me and i will remove them if you'd like!

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