*splash*

 “You were right, Ace. The bath was a good idea.”

 “Yeah, I find them rather relaxing.”

 “Need a bigger tub though.”

 “Huh? What’s wrong with this one? Don’t you like being close?”

 “Oh, that’s fine, but you keep hitting me with your feet. They're huge.”

 *snort*

 “I do not have big feet.”

 “Oh yes you do, dude!”
 
 *chuckle*

 “Well, maybe I do. But you know what they say about men with big feet, Cosmo.”

 “Yeah and they’re right!”

 *splash, splash, splash*

 “Cosmo, quit hitting my dick.”

 “But, it’s floating, dude”

 *splash, splash, splash*

 “Cosmo, quit hitting my dick”

 *sigh*

 “All right, all right.”

 “Cosmo...”

 “I’m not hitting it.”

 “Hummm, Cosmo....”

 “Up periscope!”

 *splash*

 “Cut that out!”

 “Hee, hee. Bath was your idea, Ace.”

 “Yes, and I still say it was a good one.”

 “Wasn’t disagreeing with you, dude.”