(After conversationg and introductions have passed.) "But will you permit me, fairest creature, to ask you one question, in the absence of the planet Venus, who has gone on busines to the horse gaurds, and would otherwise-jealous of your charms- interpose between us?"
(After she's slightly agitated) "Are you a princess? No? Then are you of relation to the Archbishop of Canterbury? Or to the Pope of Rome? Or to the speaker of the House of Commons?"
(If you've upset her, and she's crying. Also an effective make up line) "Tears! Catch the crystal globules! Catch 'em, bottle 'em up, cork 'em tight, put sealing wax on the top, seal 'em with a Cupid and label 'em best quality!"
(Opening greeting) "I see her now, I see her now! My love, my life, my bride, my peerless beauty! She is come at last and all is gas and gaiters!"
(Trying to get her attention) "All the wealth I have will be hers if she will take me as her slave."
(Random compliment) Where are grace beauty and blandishments like those? In the Empress of Madagascar? No. In the Queen of Diamonds? No. In Mrs. Rowland, who every morning bathes in Kalydor for nothing**? No. Melt these all down into one, with the three graces, the nine muses and fourteen biscuit baker's daughters from Oxford street and make a woman half as lovely."
**= Note: This part of the pick up line is only intended for a woman you already have an intimate bond with and only IF SHE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR. Dotheboy's will take no responsibility for any break-ups or squabbles due to you saying "I have seen Mrs. Rowland bathe in lotion."