A VIXEN'S RULES

So you want Vin to notice you?  These rules are guaranteed to make that tracker *lean* in your direction!

As a Vixen, you must...

1)  ...be woolly to the bone.

2)  ...play an instrument...badly.

3)  ...always strive for the last laugh.

4)  ...always be up for some ponderin'.

5)  ...have clothes that just won't come off.

6)  ...know ways to get the truth out of people.

7)  ...dislike talking in front of a group of people.

8)  ...make people used to seeing you.

9)  ...have one hell of a shot.

10)  ...have a job that gets better everyday.

11)  ...admire and respect people with courage.

12)  ...live up to bein' a ___________  (insert your last name here)

13)  ...stare at people with your famous stare to get information.

14)  ...value privacy.

15)  ...be a poet.

16)  ...whistle while you walk.

17)  ...stand behind your friends no matter what they're accused of.

18)  ...get all dreamy-eyed when you spy an awesome gun.


If you have an idea for this list, please email me and I'll add your contribution!