to the tune of "Old MacDonald"
Written by: Rebecca
E-I-E-I-O!
But his wife and son were killed
E-I-E-I-O!
And he drinks, drinks here
And he drinks, drinks there
Here he drinks, there he drinks, everywhere he drinks, drinks
Chris Larabee had a wife
E-I-E-I-O!
Ol' Vin Tanner had a gun
E-I-E-I-O!
And with that gun he kills bad guys
E-I-E-I-O!
With a bang, bang here
And a bang, bang there
Here a bang, there a bang, everywhere a bang, bang
Ol' Vin Tanner had a gun
E-I-E-I-O!
Buck Wilmington had a girl
E-I-E-I-O!
And on that girl he put a smooch
E-I-E-I-O!
With a kiss, kiss here
And a kiss, kiss there
Here a kiss, there a kiss, everywhere a kiss, kiss
Buck Wilmington had a girl
E-I-E-I-O!
Ezra Standish had a card
E-I-E-I-O!
And on that card was a lone spade
E-I-E-I-O!
And he deals, deals here
And he deals, deals there
Here he deals, there he deals, everywhere he deals, deals
Ezra Standish had a card
E-I-E-I-O!
Josiah Sanchez had a book
E-I-E-I-O!
And in that book were holy words
E-I-E-I-O!
With a preach, preach here
And a preach, preach there
Here a preach, there a preach, everywhere a preach, preach
Josiah Sanchez had a book
E-I-E-I-O!
Nathan Jackson had a knife
E-I-E-I-O!
And with that knife he healed and killed
E-I-E-I-O!
With a stab, stab here
And a stab, stab there
Here a stab, there a stab, everywhere a stab, stab
Nathan Jackson had a knife
E-I-E-I-O!
Ol' JD Dunne had a hat
E-I-E-I-O!
And at that hat his friends all laughed
E-I-E-I-O!
With a ha, ha here
And a ha, hat there
Here a ha, there a ha, everywhere a HA HA!!
Ol' JD Dunne had a hat
E-I-E-I-O!!!
