A LADEE'S RULES
Want Chris to cast his brooding gaze your way?  Then here are the rules you must follow to become Chris' main distraction!
As a Ladee, you must...

1)  ...be a bad element.

2)  ...wear black 99.9% of the time.

3)  ...not be afraid to threaten your oldest friend with a knife at her throat.

4)  ...hate being called a cowgirl.

5)  ...say no more than three words a day.

6)  ...always remember.

7)  ...look menacing half of the day.

8)  ...have excellent hearing.

9)  ...realize you don't know everything about your friends.

10)  ...never have shot a woman before, but would love to have a reason to.

11) ...be confident against 20 people.

12) ...be scared of going up against 40 people.

13) ...make your prime destination the saloon.

14) ...be able to glare convincingly.  (Contributed by Kim)

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