A JEZZEBELLE'S RULES
Confess...you're not the type of woman Josiah is head over heels about.  But if you follow these simple rules, Four Corners' preacher will insist on you becoming his "altar girl."  <wink,wink>
As a Jezzebelle, you must...

1)  ...get Old Testament on occasion.

2)  ...learn about many religions and not conform to any one of them.

3)  ...cry when you hear "Beautiful Dreamer."

4)  ...know only what's worth knowing about men.

5)  ...give great advice.

6)  ...do penance!!

7)  ...take advantage of good service.

8)  ...eat breakfast everyday (it
is the most important meal of the day, you know).

9)  ...know the great significance of God---Dog.  (contributed by Madyleine A.)

10)  ...know that golf is a lesson in true humility.  (contributed by Dawny)

11)  ...not defend yourself when you're accused of something you didn't do.

12)  ...not let temptation get the best of you.

13)  ...be a silver-tongued devil.

14) ...be scared of crows.

15) ...look for the hidden meaning in your dreams.

16) ...not tell anyone you're hurt...unless they ask.

17) ...find your balance.

18) ...find it difficult to turn the other cheek.

19) ...place your faith only in God and your gun.

20) ...hate funerals.

21) ...be an expert at prayers for the dying.  (contributed by Lacey)

If you have any ideas for this list, please
email me and I'll add your contribution!
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