A DARLIN'S RULES
Looking for love with JD?  These rules are sure-fire ways to make JD "fly" for your attentions.
As a Darlin', you must...

1)  ...fight hard for what you want.

2)  ...buy someone a frog gigger.

3)  ...be able to ride.

4)  ...be able to shoot.

5)  ...be able to fly.

6)  ...be able to swim.

7)  ...insist on having been with a "gaggle" of men...even thought you haven't.

8)  ...have confidence in yourself.

9)  ...prefer a peaceful game with your knife rather than playing with someone else.

10)  ...be a gunslinger, not an inkslinger.  (contributed by Jessie K.)

11)  ...be growed into your reputation.  (contributed by Jessie K.)

12)  ...not eat skunk.  (contributed by Jessie K.)

13)  ...know the answer to the question.  (contributed by Jessie K.)

14)  ...tell jokes that only
you think are funny.  (contributed by Madyleine A.)

15)  ...know that the best place to take a guy is a haystack.

16)  ...know it's not how quick you draw, it's how deadly you shoot.

17) ...get excited at the thought of dying young.

18) ...use your gunbelt as a coat rack.

19) ...not write good love letters.

20) ...learn about sweat lodges...the hard way.

21) ...check your fly before asking the opposite sex out.

If you have any ideas for this list, please
email me and I'll add your contribution!
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