1) ...always give advice to those younger than you...whether they want it or not.
2) ...be willing to try any aphrodisiac.
3) ...treat those you grew up with with respect.
4) ...be an optimist. (i.e. "It's not a sword, it's a long butter knife.")
5) ...say one thing, but mean another.
6) ...bathe daily.
7) ...drop everything for the one you love at the moment.
8) ...hate babysitting.
9) ...come to your friends' aid just in the nick of time.
10) ...never say never.
11) ...say "No child of mine will be named Eudora!" then name your first-born Eudora! (contributed by Dawny)
12) ...chat up just about any member of the opposite sex that could be considered as good-looking. (contributed by Dan)
13) ...give eloquent speeches on how you feel about men.
14) ...realize that beauty is not skin-deep.
15) ...fall out of windows if the need arises.
16) ...hate ugly.
17) ...make even the most mundane of topics sound erotic.
18) ...never go anywhere before asking if the opposite sex will be present.
19) ...never let good grub go to waste.
If you have any ideas for this list, please email me and I'll add your contribution!
