to the tune of "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
from an idea by Tirya
"Do you know what I know?
The ladies love me, yes they do.
Do you know what I know?
I have, I have animal magnetism.
I can't help it, it's not my fault.
I can't help it, it's not my fault."
Whispered young JD to Maude Standish,
"May I ask a favor?
Can you do something for me now?
May I ask a favor?
It's Buck, it's Buck; he's annoying me.
So confident he should not be.
So confident he should not be."
Said Ezra's mom to Buck Wilmington,
"Do you smell what I smell?
Drifting from your clothes, scoundrel man.
Do you smell what I smell?
A farm, a farm, that's what comes to mind.
I realize that was not kind.
I realize that was not kind."
Said the conman to his mother dear,
"What was that all about?
Taking money from JD Dunne?
What was that all about?
Mother, Mother, how dare you con them!
They have become my only friends.
They have become my only friends."