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| Welcome to my humble domain brave traveler! The mud on your boots and the webs on your cloak tell me you have journeyed across many a treacherous mile to arrive here. Only two types seek out Mike the Mad: The villainous rouges who have heard odd whisperings of my 'treasure', and those who seek treasure of a less earthly nature. By your regal bearing, and the fact that you have not yet drawn your sword, I think you have come here for the latter.
The Winter Gods are fighting tonight, no question of that. The shadows conceal your features from me, so please be assured that I refer to the Gods of your native land. All others are undoubtedly false. Please, come sit here by the fire with me so that you may shake off the chill and that I might see you better. The contents of that dilapidated pitcher on the mantle will help warm your bones as well, if you so choose. I would offer you some food, but alas a poor hermit such as myself diets only on whatever herbs and berries I can scavenge when the weather allows. That smell? Nay, it is not mutton! My pantries are as bare as your stature is noble, so I do swear by all that I hold Holy.
Oh my! Look at the size of that pouch! Your key is quite sizeable indeed, my liege. What ancient lore do you hunger for? The Dark Age of Camelot? Oh yes, I know something of the subject. I have studied it quite extensively, actually. You might even say that this entire shanty we sit in is a shrine to it. Feel free to look around, perhaps the knowledge you seek can be found in some nook or cranny of this crumbling house. Oh, but stay out of the pantry, will you? You see the hinges are nearly rusted through, and besides there really isn't anything in there�. |