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| "Everyday when I wake up I try to imagine the kind of world I'd like to live in. I can actually picture it in my head. It wouldn't be a paradise; there'd still be traffic jams, bad coffee, and award shows. But I'll tell you what there wouldn't be; nobody like you. Rich, arrogant, lying, suckfish. Not a single one of you left on the face of the earth. I don't just around dreamin' about this, I work at it. I work very hard to make it real." -Mr. Chapel |
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| Mr. Chapel. Now what exactly can you say about him? Well....ummm....errrrr....not much. He's mysterious, but all too appealing. He gets things done, and he's handy to have around in a sticky situation, only you don't want to hear the words "I need a favor" from him. Throughout Vengeance's short-lived series, some of Mr. Chapel's history began to unravel...only some mind you, the series didn't last long enough to find out what we needed. |
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| Chapel Quotes and Speeches |
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| "We live in a world, you and I, where people can kill someone and get a book deal out of it because they have the right lawyer. Or they get an acting teacher who teaches them how to cry on Camera.... I don't have to tolerate it." |
| "Sheriff, you know what you get to do for a living? You get to protect all those things that everyone loves. We all sleep better at night, because we hope that you're out there, looking out for us. But I guess you forgot that.....What got you all screwed up? Was it the money? What, the boats? Did you lose a toy pony when you were a kid?" "I wish I could tell you that everything that happened was just a bad dream, and that it was all goina go away. That it was goina go back to the way it was before. But, we are what happens to us. And at the end of the day, that's all we've got. I wish we lived in the world we dream about. Where the mistakes we make don't matter and the people we love.....won't ever die. But that ain't the way it is." "I'm just a guy who gets up every morning, I look around and I see people like you, and it makes me kinda sick. You all look the same, you're all greedy, full of yourselves. I wonder if there's a big dome somewhere, where they grow you." "Maybe someday I'll be sitting here with someone else that feels like you. I'll call you up and you'll help me help them." "You I.R.S guys can be so rude." "You got little balls? I mean, like marbles? We could load 'em here, have a slingshot war. Bing!" "There's a problem at the I.R.S. One of your co-workers is a few eggs short of an omelet." "Excuse me, I'm having a psychic moment.....she'll want our help." "I'm gumby damnit!" "I walked into a bar on time and I bumped into this guy. He pulled a gun on me. I said "hey, I'm sorry." He said "y'know, you let one person bump ya, and pretty soon everyone's gonna start bumpin ya." "So, what happened?" "Well, He's got a new shoulder now.It's amazing what they can do with plastic." "Everybody wants something they don't have. It's so weird, I don't get it." "Ok, new rule....stop saying 'ohmygod' " "Alrighty then!" "I'm not as smart as I look" "I'm not crazy, at least not officially." |
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