What A Guy Says, And What He Really Means

"IT'S A GUY THING"

Translation: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Translation: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD"

Translation: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner"

"THAT'S INTERESTING DEAR"

Translation: "Are you still talking?"

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"

Translation: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"

Translation: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm Starving."

“(BURP) EXCUSE ME DEAR”

Translation: "Oh that felt good!"