Please Let Me Stay - by Josh Deb Barman (Jimmy), featuring ILANA


Tell me before I'm cast out of this group
Before turning my back on the throng
Forgive my impertinent behaviour
Please tell me what I did that suddenly was wrong ?
Tell me before I surf into the distance
There's one thing I never got clear
Who made you Moderator
When we are supposed to express
Not repress ourselves, tell me, my dear?

Tell me before you make such a big fuss,
Before spoiling this wonderful place,
How can one person like me say:
"Get outta here man, it's the way you will pay?"
Tell me, before you called me a ho ass,
What did you expect me to do?
I don't care what the infesting fleas say!
I don't come here for them,
But to give all my descamisados
A little Madonna review.

There is trouble, ever around
Your personal system of enforcement
Not incidental

So what are your choices for non-wanted name calls?
I'd say go,
Don't act so dim, now, my Jimmy Jim Jim
You must fly or stay low

Tell me before I seek worthier discussions
And prove myself beyond any doubt
Have you suffered from concussion
Or do you deny you said not you nor others
Could turf another guy out ?

Allow me to help you make sense of my meanings
And bark at you Jimmy my dear
But first tell me who'd be delighted
If I proved I said on this pest of a problem
One can give your "execution", it's really no solution
Jimmy just go, don't whine in my ears!

There is trouble, ever around
Your personal system of enforcement
Not incidental

So buzz off, please do, we all really hate you
And stay away!
Trip off some dope in another newsgroup,
But not here Jim,
Is that clear Jim?

Oh what I'd give for another chance
But Ilana won't let me dance
In this forum no more, O Moderator
What is the good of the quickest mind
In this boy who has fallen behind ?
A serious flaw, I hope you know that.

� Josh Deb Barman & Ilana 2000 1