OH BRYAN - by Josh Deb Barman
It's funny that way
You can get used to the praise and the fame
Do you really believe
That you are still free ?

You can't sell them now
Without the help of, some other has-been,
Sporty Spice was first, Chicane were second -
Why did you have to sing with them twice ?

Seems like yesterday
You sang "Everything I do" and did parade
On top of the charts for weeks -
Oh Bryan you have peaked.

You can't sell them now
Without the help of, some other has-been,
Sporty Spice was first, Chicane were second
Why did you have to sing with them twice ?

Oh Bryan, little boy's body with an old man's face
Now you're looking like Robert Redford
Though you must be half his age.

Oh Bryan, if you still want to sell your songs
Don't stop with your hair, just carry on -
Visit the surgeon today.

Maybe someday
When you look back you'll be able to say
"Jimmy didn't mean to be cruel -
He once really liked you."

You can't sell them now
Without the help of, some other has-been,
Sporty Spice was first, Chicane were second
Why did you have to sing...

You can't sell them now
Without the help of, some other has-been,
Sporty Spice was first, Chicane were second
Why did you have to sing with them twice ?

� Josh Deb Barman 2000 1