Like A Smear - by Ilana
Life is a misery
Every woman must have a smear
I hear the duck open up
And it hurts like hell

When you spread my legs
It's like I'm being touched
I'm down on the table
I wanna kick you "there"
I rather it in the midnight hour
Right now you have all the power
I'm having a smear
I wanna kick you "there"

I hear your tools
It's like an oily robot
I have no choice
I hear your tools
Feels like screaming
I close my eyes
Oh god I feel so sick
In between my legs
I feel your tools
Heaven help me!!

When you spread my legs
It's like I'm being touched
I'm down on the table
I wanna kick you "there"
I rather it in the midnight hour
Right now you have all the power
I'm having a smear
I wanna kick you "there"

Like a man
You confidently say to me
Take off your pants
Just like a man
Now I'm blushing
It's embarrassing
No end to this humiliation
You're between my legs
Can't you use cream
Let it slide in

When you spread my legs
It's like I'm being touched
I'm down on the table
I wanna kick you "there"
I rather it in the midnight hour
Right now you have all the power
I'm having a smear
I wanna kick you "there"

When you spread my legs
It's like I'm being touched
I'm down on the table
I wanna kick you "there"
I rather it in the midnight hour
Right now you have all the power
I'm having a smear
I wanna kick you "there"

Oooh shit! Oooh shit! Oooh shit! Oooh shit!
Life is a misery (Oooh shit)
Every woman (Oooh shit) must have a smear (Oooh shit)
I hear the duck open up (OOOOOOoooh fuck)
And it hurts like hell

Just like a smear
I'd rather have a beer
Just like Celine D
You are a misery
Just like a smear
You are what you seem
Just like a smear
Only a doctor can give a smear

Just like a smear
I'll bring you fear
It's like Celine to me (mmmmm)
Just like a smear
I'll bring you fear (I'll bring you fear)
It's like Celine to me (Oooh lord!)
Just like a smear
I'll bring you fear (I'll bring you fear)
It's like Celine to me (Oooh LORD SHUT THAT MOTHA UP)
Just like a smear
I'll bring you fear (AAHHHHHH!)
It's like Celine to me (AHHHHHH!)

Just like a smear
I'd rather have a beer
Just like Celine D
You are a misery
Just like a smear
You are what you seem
Just like a smear
Only a doctor can give a smear
Only a doctor can give a smear

Like a smear (It's like a smeeeeeeeaaaaaaarrr)
(It's like a smear, Mariah's voice can compare)
(It's like a smeeeeeeeaaaaaaarrr)
(It's like a smear, Mariah's voice can compare)
(It's like a smeeeeeeeaaaaaaarrr)

� Ilana Stone 2000 1