When you spread my legs It's like I'm being touched I'm down on the table I wanna kick you "there" I rather it in the midnight hour Right now you have all the power I'm having a smear I wanna kick you "there"
I hear your tools It's like an oily robot I have no choice I hear your tools Feels like screaming I close my eyes Oh god I feel so sick In between my legs I feel your tools Heaven help me!!
Like a man You confidently say to me Take off your pants Just like a man Now I'm blushing It's embarrassing No end to this humiliation You're between my legs Can't you use cream Let it slide in
Oooh shit! Oooh shit! Oooh shit! Oooh shit! Life is a misery (Oooh shit) Every woman (Oooh shit) must have a smear (Oooh shit) I hear the duck open up (OOOOOOoooh fuck) And it hurts like hell
Just like a smear I'd rather have a beer Just like Celine D You are a misery Just like a smear You are what you seem Just like a smear Only a doctor can give a smear
Just like a smear I'll bring you fear It's like Celine to me (mmmmm) Just like a smear I'll bring you fear (I'll bring you fear) It's like Celine to me (Oooh lord!) Just like a smear I'll bring you fear (I'll bring you fear) It's like Celine to me (Oooh LORD SHUT THAT MOTHA UP) Just like a smear I'll bring you fear (AAHHHHHH!) It's like Celine to me (AHHHHHH!)
Just like a smear I'd rather have a beer Just like Celine D You are a misery Just like a smear You are what you seem Just like a smear Only a doctor can give a smear Only a doctor can give a smear
Like a smear (It's like a smeeeeeeeaaaaaaarrr) (It's like a smear, Mariah's voice can compare) (It's like a smeeeeeeeaaaaaaarrr) (It's like a smear, Mariah's voice can compare) (It's like a smeeeeeeeaaaaaaarrr)
� Ilana Stone 2000