Depress Yourself - by Josh Deb Barman


Come on boys,
Wanna make some noise ?!
'Cos I got somthing to moan about,
And it goes something like this...

Don't go for second best, matey
Put your love to the test,
You know, you know you've got to
Stop her depressin' how you feel,
And matey then you know your love is real.

You don't need shopping trips
Or instant makeovers
Standin' around in a lingerie store,
You know it's just a bore, no, no
What you need is another bird so
You can play them both around
Make you feel like you're the President
Stop her depressin' you into the ground.
[Into the ground]

Don't go for second best, matey
Put your love to the test,
You know, you know you've got to
Stop her depressin' how you feel,
And matey then you know your love is real.

Un-wired bras that are state-of-the-art,
Well, for the most part, you don't care.
Satin sheets are very romantic
A pity she's never there.
She always has a headache in bed,
So if the sex isn't great, get ahead.
Second best is never enough,
You'd do much better, matey, with the dead !

Don't go for second best, matey
Put your love to the test,
You know, you know you've got to
Stop her depressin' how you feel,
And matey then you know your love is real.

Quit depressin' yourself
[You've got to leave her]
Impress youself
Hey, hey, hey, hey

But if you know you can't, then your love'll be scant
Impress you she'll not, oh matey like it or not

And if you don't you will regret it
Think about the love you couldda had
Try to carry on, but you just won't live it
Think of the birds 'n' the bees

Stop depressin' youself
[You've gotta make her]
Impress yourself
Hey, hey

What you need is a funky bird, one
Who'll treat you, matey, like she should.
Be your momma and your liddle girl
Who'll love you, boy, and be your world.
[She'll be your world]

And if you don't you will regret it
Think about the love you couldda had
Try to carry on, but you just won't live it
Think of the birds 'n' the bees

So please

Don't go for second best, matey
Put your love to the test,
You know, you know you've got to
Stop her depressin' how you feel,
And matey then you know your love is real.

Impress yourself,
[You've gotta stop her]
Depressin' yourself,
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
So if you want it right now, just Take A Bow,
Impress you she'll not, oh matey like it or not.
Quit depressin' yourself,
[You've gotta leave her]
So you can impress yourself
Hey, hey.
So if you want it right now, then just Take A Bow,
Impress you she'll not, oh matey like it or not !

Depress yourself.

� Josh Deb Barman 2000 1